I'm Starting With The Man On The Gurney

I'm asking him to stop raping kids......

Dr. Conrad Murray's manslaughter trial is still going on, because apparently the people of California want to know how Michael Jackson died. I know. Me too. Because how could an anesthetized zombie and drug addict with parts missing from his face be taken from us so suddenly without warning? It's a mystery. It's obvious someone killed him. Anyway, here's the King of Popsicles For Little Boys dead and naked on a gurney. That seems like it would be the perfect time to challenge him to a dance off.