2010's Least Sexiest Story

Larry King is a swinger. And he banged his wife's sister. Christ. Page Six reports:

Larry King and his wife, Shawn Southwick, were aware of each other's affairs, according to Larry's former wife Julia Alexander King. "Larry told me they both knew that each of them had others in their lives," Julia, his Spouse No. 6 from 1989 to '92, told Radar Online. "I never asked him and he never told me who his 'other' was, but he knew Shawn was having an affair with the baseball coach. She practically flaunted it." While Larry was allegedly cheating with Shawn's younger sister, Shannon Engemann, Shawn was said to be trysting with their sons' baseball coach, Hector Penate. "Larry doesn't have a mean bone in his body," said Julia, who keeps in touch with her ex. "He is a wonderful man in every area of his life except marriage. He just doesn't have a moral compass when it comes to women."

I would rather picture zombies eating my intestines than Larry King having sex, because you could probably use his old man balls as a rope swing. Basically what I'm saying is if no one involved could never mention this again, that would be great. Thanks.