Lindsay Lohan Has AIDS. Seriously.

UPDATE: Michael Lohan is claiming his Twitter account was hacked and that the posts are blatant lies. Okay.

Michael Lohan threw a grenade into a pile of C4 attached to a nuclear reactor today, when tweeted (he quickly removed the them) that Lindsay has AIDS and had sex with Tommy Motolla when she was 17. The only question I have is why isn't she hot? Amber Heard had AIDS in The Informers and she was still hot. Christ, Lindsay. Do you have to fuck up everything?