The Blindside

Sandra Bullock has been virtually silent for over a month ever since the news broke that her white supremacist husband was banging anything with breast implants and a copy of Mein Kampf, but this morning I wake up to find that she filed for a divorce. People reports:

It's official: Sandra Bullock wants out of her
five-year marriage to Jesse James. "Yes, I have filed for divorce," the actress, 45, tells PEOPLE in the latest issue, in which she also reveals she has adopted a son, 3½-month-old Louis. A rep for Bullock confirms the star filed legal papers seeking to end her marriage, but declines to specify in what jurisdiction they are filed. Says Bullock of her decision to divorce: "I'm sad and I am scared."

Oh, and she adopted a black baby from New Orleans.

In public, Sandra Bullock has been through the best and worst of times this year – from winning her first Oscar to enduring the breakup of her marriage. In private, she was quietly keeping a joyful secret – his name is Louis, and he is her newborn son. "He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE, announcing that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans. "It's like he's always been a part of our lives."

I guess one way to quiet rumors that you knew your husband was a white supremacist when you married him is to adopted a baby that was floating on a dining room table in the 9th Ward. Wait, New Orleans is still under water right? I mean, it was a fun story a while ago, but I kinda stopped following it.

Thanks, mutterhals. Whoever you are.