Will Smith And Jada Pinkett Smith Might Be Separated

I blame Scientology. iNTouch Weekly reports:

After 13 years of marriage, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have decided to separate, an insider tells In Touch Weekly exclusively. They have two children, Jaden and Willow, together. And Jada is stepmother to Will's son, Trey, from a previous marriage.

There's a widely believed rumor that Will Smith is gay and Jada Pinkett Smith is a lesbian and that they're only together to further each others careers and the fact that you can't be a leading man if you're openly gay or bi (i.e. Jake Gyllenhaal/Bradley Cooper/possibly every actor you've ever heard of). It is also widely believed that the remake of Karate Kid with Jaden Smith was a horrific mistake. Wait, the karate kid looks like a girl and had cornrows? I'm not following.