“15 REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN.

1. A beer does not get jealous when you grab another beer.



2. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick a beer.



3. A beer won't get up set when you come home with a beer on your breath.



4. You do not have to wine and dine a beer.



5. If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head.



6. Hangovers go away.



7. When you are finished with a beer, the bottle is worthy 10 shillings.



8. You do not have to wash a beer before it tastes good.



9. A beer always goes down easy.



10. You can share a beer with a friend.



11. Beer is always wet.



12. You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.



13. A frigid beer is a good beer.



14. You can have more than one beer and not fell guilty.



15. You can enjoy beer all month long.”